I Just Smoked a Reefer

I just smoked a reefer

Oh God, don’t ask me why

I just smoked a reefer

I wonder if I’m high

I just smoked a reefer

My feet won’t touch the ground

Oh, I just smoked a reefer

I’m hearing funny sounds

A little fat man in a little white coat said

“Hey, boy, would ya like a smoke

I said, “Can’t you see I’m not that kind of boy?”

Well he said, “Hey, son, here’s your chance at last.

Really cheap and it’s going fast.”

I said, “Can’t you see I’m not that kind of boy?”

I just smoked a reefer

I cannot tell a lie

Oh, I just smoked a reefer

I wonder if I’ll die

I just smoked a reefer

To see what I could find

Oh, I just smoked a reefer

Man, it really blew my mind

Strange contusions

Weird delusions

Mass illusions

Think that I have lost my mind

But I haven’t had as much fun as I was drunk